🚨💥 BREAKING: Cameo just dropped a birthday app called Candl, and honestly? It’s giving major “dad trying to connect with Gen Z” vibes 🤡💀. Like, sorry, are we REALLY gonna pretend this is the future when Cameo's value went FULL ON FROZEN? ❄️💸 They lost 90% of their worth like it was a bad stock investment in 2021. #Stonks? More like #NoStonks 😂📉 💔 This app is basically a glorified reminder that you forgot your BFF's birthday again. 🙈 Y'all, it's 2023! My phone already does that! 🔥 *Leaked internal memo* has the devs saying, “We just want to give the people what they need! 🎉” WHO NEEDS THAT WHEN I CAN JUST TEXT “Happy bday! Sorry for being a terrible friend!” instead? 👀 Drake points out what we’re all thinking: Double down on this cringe, or just…go home? 🤷‍♂️💔 In a world where TikTok is planting birthday cakes in our brains 🧁, this is fine.......or is it? 🚀 Y’all know this app is just a trap to sell you fake celebs singing “Happy Birthday” at 3am for $50. 📱💰 🔥 ON PREDICTION TIME: I foresee a future where Candl has 10 million downloads but only because people are trying to meme it into oblivion! 💥 Time to get your “Candl in the wind” cupcakes ready—this saga ain't over! Buckle up! 🎉💀