🚨🚨 STOP 🛑 What you're doing right now! The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 6 is BACK for another round, and it’s giving BIG “I’m still not a brick phone” energy! 💥📱 I just revisited this foldable dream (or nightmare?), and ya boy is getting hyped for the Z Fold 7 like it’s Black Friday sales on stonks! 💰😏 Let’s talk about ZDNET’s *"recommendations"* - like, who do they think they are, the tech whisperer? 🤔💬 “Hours of testing” 🙄 sounds like they were just waiting for their coffee to brew. Real talk, this is fine, but we all know the only testing some of us do is drop it and pray! 😂💔 🤖💬 "I think we can turn it into a taco!" said one dev while failing to fix their code. 🥴 Do not involve food in your hardware manufacturing choices! You're making me cringe! Also, peep this: If the Z Fold 7 doesn’t come with a built-in coffee maker☕ (or, I dunno, teleportation capabilities), I’m canceling my subscription to life. 🚀💥 So hear me now: in one year, we’ll be *folding* our way into a BLACK HOLE of tech madness. 🔮💀 Mark my words, the Z Fold 8? It’ll be a literal origami bird! 🦅✨ #SamsungOrBust #FoldedAndBroke #MemeWars