🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Caltech just dropped the ultimate flex in quantum computing, and it’s got more qubits than your local Tinder date has red flags! 😱💔💻 Remember when they said "size doesn't matter"? 🥴 Well, Caltech just slapped that myth in the face with 6,100 qubits of pure atomic chaos 😤✨ With a coherence time of 13 seconds (which is about 13 seconds longer than my last relationship 😅), this bad boy is 10x better than what we've seen before, bringing the accuracy to a staggering 99.98%! That’s not just “this is fine” energy; that’s the stonks meme coming to life! 📈💰 Leaked developer quote: “We just trapped 6,100 cesium atoms, and honestly? It’s more commitment than I’ve ever shown in my life.” 😂🤖 But hold up — is the world ready for a quantum computer that can practically calculate your life choices while you scroll mindlessly on TikTok? 🤔🤯 Or will it just tell us to seethe and cope when our sci-fi dream is just bad memes and overpriced tech? Hot take: In 5 years, every influencer will flaunt their own quantum computer like it's a new iPhone. 🤡📱 Who's ready for quantum TikTok dances? 💀🔥