🚨🤖👾 **BREAKING: CALLING ALIENS (Kinda) IN VINCE GILLIGAN’S PLURIBUS** 👾🤖🚨 Yo, fam! 📞💥 Ever wondered what happens when you dial aliens? Like, what if I told you Vince Gilligan’s latest brainchild, “Pluribus,” is just one phone call away from intergalactic chaos? 🤡🚀 Cuz when Carol picked up, she didn’t just get “Hello, is this cake?” 😂 She got the homies from another planet, serving *real* extraterrestrial tea! ☕👽 So here’s the tea: when you dial this cosmic hotline, you’re basically one step closer to becoming an intergalactic reality TV star, and no cap, that’s *so based*. 🙌💰*Get ready for cringe-worthy alien TikTok filters!* 🌌💀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted to know what the heck would happen if someone called an alien. Little did we know, it would open the portal to a galaxy of memes!” 🤯✨ 🔥💀 But here’s the kicker: if this whole ‘calling aliens’ trend blows up, I predict the next tech craze will be AR alien dating apps. 🛸💔 Can you imagine swiping right on a green dude named Zorg? *Literally no one will be safe.* In conclusion: Pick up that phone, Carol. Your new alien BFF is waiting! This is fine, right? 🤣📞💥