🚨🎬 GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE FILM GAMER COLLAB—CALL OF DUTY IS GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! 🎮🍿 Y’all thought the only thing getting shot in CoD was pixels? 😅💀 Nah fam, it’s time for bullets and dialogue, courtesy of Paramount and Microsoft’s fresh deal! They’re taking our fav franchise from the comfort of your couch to the dimly lit theatres! 🤯🎉 But wait, *who’s gonna direct this cinematic dumpster fire*? We have no idea! 🤷‍♂️ Just picture this: a live-action film that could either be epic like “Black Ops” or a total cringe fest like that time you tried playing MW2 with your mom watching. Are we gonna see Captain Price cursing in Beep Boop language while dodging bullets? 🤖🔥 🎥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “BRUH, who needs plot when you’ve got explosive gameplay? Let’s just shove in every character like it’s a Fortnite crossover! 😤” And you better believe this is just part one of the *CoDCU* 🤣. With Paramount's $8 billion merger, they’re throwing stonks into streaming sequels like they’re candy! 🍬💰 Hot take: by 2025, we’ll have *Call of Duty: The Musical* featuring a dance-off between scrubs and pros… and I’m 100% here for it. 💃✨ #CoDMovie #BasedOrCringe? 📽️🚀