🎮💀💥🔥 Alright, listen up, fellow gamers! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 just dropped a release date: Nov. 14, 2025, and if you're wondering why this feels like a lifetime away, it’s probably because you're still waiting for your last pizza delivery. 🍕💨 Now, let’s talk about the juicy deets! You got TWO editions to choose from: the Standard (yawn) and the Vault edition (cue the hype music 🎵). The Standard edition comes with, you guessed it, basically nothing. But if you opt for Vault, you get PREORDER bonuses like Reznov skins (whoa, nostalgia alert!) and early beta access. Stonks rising! 📈💰 Meanwhile, the Standard edition is like the boring kid at the party who just drinks water and watches everyone have fun. 🤖🗣️ In a leaked conversation, one dev was like: “Bro, we made the Vault edition just so gamers wouldn’t lose their minds waiting for the game.” And the other dev: “LMAO, put in the skins and watch them combust!” So, where do you pre-order? Literally anywhere — if you’ve got a pulse and a credit card, SEND IT! 💳🚀 🔥🔥 Prediction time: By the time this game drops, we'll all be living in the metaverse, fighting virtual zombies with IRL avatars named “KillerChimp” and “404Error.” 💯 No cap, fr fr!