🚨💥 BREAKING: Big Tech's Worst Nightmare Is Here — Click it or Ticket, Baby! 👀💻💔 So listen up, folks! California just hit the "Opt-Out" button on personal data like it's a freaking game of Whac-A-Mole! 🎯 Gov. Gavin Newsom just signed the California Opt Me Out Act, which means your data can no longer be sold without you giving the side-eye 👀👉. That’s right! Just a single click can save you from the digital dumpster fire of data brokers trying to meal prep with your info! 🔥🍔💩 **Developer Quote:** "Dude, I tried to sell my own data last week but then I had to click out of that like it was my ex! 🤢💔" — Anonymous Developer, Probably. Is this the end of the world as we know it? STONKS are gonna tank for data scammers!! 📉💰 This is an Avengers-level move for privacy, and I’m here for it! Just don’t go hollering ‘this is fine’ when your Apple Watch starts crying tears of data loss. 😭🔒 **Hot Take:** Bet Amazon's next Prime Day will feature "data-free shopping." Get ready for a Hollywood blockbuster starring your data as the villain! 🎬✨ Get out there and share this info like it’s the last meme on Earth! 🔁💥 #ClickItOrSkipIt #PrivacyGoals