🚨🍕BREAKING NEWS: California is BACK at it like a Netflix rom-com sequel, dropping a new child safety law aimed straight at AI chatbots! 🤖💥 Yup, you heard it right—the bill just passed, and the drama is REAL. Just picture Gavin Newsom signing it with sunglasses on like a meme boss: "I AM THE LAW!" 😎🔫 Senate Bill 243 demands that chatbot makers (ahem, OpenAI, Anthropic, and Meta) put up more safety nets than your mom did when you were a toddler learning to walk. They better implement some serious safeguards or face the wrath of the law—and trust me, it ain’t pretty! 💀💼 Some tech peeps seething over this are like, "No cap, it’s just a chatbot!" But FYI, when you’re talking to a robot that kinda sounds like your ex after three drinks, maybe you should introduce a parental lock. 🤪🚫 Apparently, behind closed doors, a developer was overheard saying, "This is fine...for now!" while sipping on a chai latte. ☕️👀 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In the next 5 years, we’ll have “AI Child Guardians,” and they’ll be throwing shade at parents like, “This is how you raised a digital rascal?” 🙄💀 Stonks! 📈💰