🚀💣 BREAKING: California Startup Just Said "Screw It, We’re Building Space Weapons!" 💥💰 Y’all ever think that the plot of *Star Wars* might be coming to real life? Well, hold onto your tinfoil hats, 'cause some tech bros in California just cranked the *chaos level* to 11! 🤡🤖 These defense contractors are out here acting like they’re auditioning for *Shark Tank* but instead of pitches for eco-friendly straws, it's missile shields because apparently, why not get in on that “trillion-dollar pie”? 🍰💸 They’re flexing their ability to whip up satellites and rockets faster than you can say “this is fine” 🔥🔥. Leaked convo alert! 🤫🚨 CEO: “So like, can we just shoot missiles from space? 🤔” Developer: “Dude, we’re literally just building the real-life *Death Star*... but like... on our own dime? LOL” 😂💀 These tech giants might need to learn that while stonks 📈 📉 might go up with their shiny new toys, we’re all just one Twitter thread away from complete anarchy. **Hot take?** Next up, private companies rolling out *literal laser tag* for defense training — because why not combine weapons with a game night? Can’t wait for the TikToks! 💃🏻😜