🚨💻✨ BREAKING NEWS FROM CALIFORNIA! 🎉 The Golden State just dropped an age-gate law for app stores, and it’s going faster than your WiFi during a Zoom call! 🏃‍♂️💨 Say hello to AB 1043, folks! This ain't just any boring bill—this is like putting a bouncer in front of your favorite club (you know, the one with the sick DJ) and saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to under-aged n00bs! 👶🚫 Governor Gavin Newsom just signed this bad boy into law faster than you can say "Stonks!" 📈💵 And get this: It passed with a 58-0 vote! That’s right, even the grumpy cat in the back was like, “Y’all are based for this!” 🐱💅 So, while kids still get to dungeon crawl in app-land without showing IDs like they’re trying to buy booze at a gas station, parents just have to enter their kid's age like it’s a Fortnite skin code. 🎮👾 But here’s the tea: Google, Meta, and the gang are totally on board, claiming it’s all about privacy! 🙄🕵️‍♂️ I can already hear the leaked developer convo: “Bro, if we can get parents to do our work for us, we’ve won the game!” 🎮💀 Prediction time: In 6 months, TikTok will launch a “Mandatory Parent Verification” feature wherein your mom has to do the Cha Cha Slide before you can download the next viral dance app. 🤷‍♂️💃 Get ready for that cringe, fr fr! #TechChaos #AppAgeGate 🚀🤡