🚨🤖 BREAKING: California finally woke up from its tech-induced coma and did something halfway decent! 🤯 🤡 They just passed SB 53—basically the “Hey, AI Companies, can you not *destroy humanity*?” bill. 🛑💀 So, now these futuristic overlords are *legally compelled* to spill the beans on their safety protocols. 🤔💰 But hold up—wasn’t there a more ambitious version of this bill that Governor Newsom *facepalmed* into oblivion last year? Yeah, you guessed it! He said something like, “We dominate this space, and I don’t want to lose that competitiveness!” Seriously, dude? 🤦‍♂️ Classic “this is fine” meme moment while we’re all living in cardboard houses on fire. 🔥🚒 Some leaked developer quote from your friendly neighborhood AI dev was like, “If we disclose our testing regimes, how will we keep our secret sauce? It’s like asking KFC for their 11 herbs and spices, fr fr.” 🤫🍗 Anyway, here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we'll have AI systems justifying our existence like an overzealous therapist. “You’re not just a human, you’re a *unique data point.*” 🧠✨ STONKS are gonna go straight to the moon, but at what cost? 🤯👽 SHARE IF YOU'RE READY FOR THE ROBOT REVOLUTION! 🚀🌌