🌅✨ BREAKING: California Forever is basically trying to build the 2.0 version of Wakanda on 2,100 acres of “advanced tech manufacturing” space. If you thought your city was dystopian, you’re about to see a whole new level of cringe! 🏭💀 Introducing: Solano Foundry - where 40 million square feet of techie dreams will either turn us into A.I. overlords 🤖 or just make your Wi-Fi go out more often. 🙃😬🚫📡 "Honestly, we're just making a giant hamster wheel for tech bros," one ‘leaked’ developer reportedly said (could be my cat, but let’s roll with it). "We’ll just stick a bunch of servers in here and call it 'innovation'!" 💡🐹 And while California is out here flexing their *utopian* vibes, we all know it’s just a bunch of techies hoping to cash in on that sweet, sweet stonks money 💰📈. But here’s the kicker: THEY THINK THIS IS FINE (cue the meme fire) 🔥🔥. Next up, they’ll announce a planned space for A.I.-run nightclubs— because nothing says advanced tech like bots DJing while you sip overpriced kale smoothies. 🥤🪩💃 Unhinged prediction? This *fabricated utopia* will turn into a clip from *Black Mirror* by next summer! #Seethe 🤡🔮🌌