🎮🔥 HOLD UP, GAMERS! Your survival climbing dreams just got a HUGE DERAILMENT 🚂💨. That’s right, The Game Bakers just dropped the news that *Cairn* has been hit with a delay until 2026! Yeah, you heard me. You read it right. We’re out here in 2023 still waiting to climb some virtual mountains 🤡. Creative director Emeric Thoa was like, “We don’t want to be the next Cyberpunk 2077 💀. So let’s take all the time in the world to polish this bad boy.” LOL, imagine rushing a game and having it launch like that dumpster fire 🔥. No thanks, fam! But wait, there’s more! They just flexed a demo that’s got 600,000 players sweating through their controllers 💦. And they’re adding ghost recordings of speedrunners? 😱 Bro, they really said “Let’s channel some Mario Kart vibes” like it’s 2018 and we ain’t tired of this yet. Get ready to ghost them route techniques like a pro! 👻🚀 In the meantime, just live your best life by climbing the *literal* walls of your desk while youWAIT! 🚧💰 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: When this game drops, it’ll peak at the same time as *Elden Ring 2*, and everyone will forget *Cairn* exists. Major cope, am I right? 🥴💀