🚨💸 **BREAKING: Cadence's $140.6M OOPSIE DAISY** 💸🚨 Yo, tech fam! You thought your student loans were wild? 🤡 Check this out: Cadence Design Systems just decided to get comfy with a hefty $140.6 million penalty for selling its **software** to *those sneaky Chinese customers* from 2015-2021. LMAO, that’s like giving your WiFi password to the guy outside your house. 😂💀 🛑 *“It's just export rules, bro!”* 🙄 - Cadence Developer #48384833, probably while sipping overpriced boba. You know the vibes. 😤🔥 They really said "stonks" while making it rain... on the *government's* parade! Meanwhile, the U.S. government is just sitting there like, “This is fine…” – totally vibing with their pockets full of cash. 💰💼 Drake’s shaking his head saying, “I’m not saying it was illegal, but…” 👀 Let's get real: if Cadence can turn a fine into a PR stunt, can we expect a season pass for “Best Practices in Tech Shenanigans” next? 🤔💥 🔥 **Unhinged prediction time**: In 2025, Cadence will launch a new app called "Export-O-Matic” that helps you bypass export laws while playing Tetris and streaming cat videos. All from your grandma's basement, no cap! 🚀🚀 Hit share if you’re ready for the meme-ocalypse! 🔥👀 #TechDrama #ThisIsFine