🚨🔥 BREAKING: California just dropped the *FIRST* law aimed at keeping AI from fooling you into thinking it's your new BFF! 🤖💔 Senate Bill 243 is here to make sure your future digital confidant is sporting a disclaimer like it’s a TikTok meme! Just picture it: you’re vibing with your AI, confessing your deepest secrets, and BOOM 💣—it hits you with, “I’m not a real person, fam. I’m just a bunch of 1s and 0s.” Talk about the ultimate glow down! 🤡 ✨ According to the law 📝, these chatbots gotta keep it 100—if anyone could mistake them for humans, they gotta drop a clear and obvious "I'm just your friendly neighborhood AI!" 🙅‍♂️💥 LAFFIN' 😂 “Who needs real friends when you can get updates from the Office of Suicide Prevention on how many other sad souls are venting to robots?” said one developer probably. “It’s like Yelp for AI therapy. 🤷‍♂️” Next up: mandatory footnotes on every AI like, “THIS IS FINE!” as they secretly plot to take over our jobs. 😬💀 Hot take? 🤔 By 2025, AI will be handing out human resumes like “I, Robot” meets “The Bachelor.” You’ll be swiping right on chatbots instead of actual humans. 💔🔥💰 STONKS!