🌊🎺✨✨ BREAKING NEWS: CALIFORNIA JUST SLAPPED ADVERTISERS WITH A “PIPE DOWN” LAW! 🔇💣💥 So listen up, my fellow pixel peeps! 🤖👾 Our good buddy Governor Gavin Newsom just signed Senate Bill 76, which means the days of getting yelled at by obnoxiously LOUD ads while binge-watching “The Office” @ 3 AM are OVER! 🚫📺💔 No more feeling like you’re getting hit by a freight train while trying to enjoy some well-deserved couch time, no cap! 😩💀 Think about it: you’re vibing to the mellow tones of your favorite show, and then—BAM!—an ad for a new energy drink roars louder than your feelings for that lost time you spent on TikTok. ✨🥤💀 As one “leaked” developer said, “Finally, the ads are getting their volume normalized. Now they won’t be like that one friend who always thinks they’re the funniest person in the room!” 😂😂 But guess what? This law won’t even touch live broadcasters, because CALM Act be like, “NOPE! We chillin’! 💅” In conclusion: companies will STILL find a way to annoy us. 🚀🔥 Hot take: In 2026, streaming services will just insert ASMR ads and we’ll all lose our minds. Stonks? More like **CRINGE!** 📈💀😵 Vibe check: 🕵️‍♀️💰🤡 SHARE THIS IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN ASSAULTED BY LOUD ADS!