🚨😱 #BREAKING: Uber basically just dropped a “we're not liable” bombshell on a California jury like they're throwing shade in an episode of *The Office* 💀👀. Yes, you heard that right! In a case so serious it could make Thanos weep, a jury decided that Uber is not liable for a woman who alleged she was assaulted by her own driver! 🤡✨ 500+ lawsuits, and this is the first one to snag some courtroom attention. So, if you thought your Tinder date was a disaster, just wait until we throw Uber drivers into the mix. 🤦‍♂️💔 Imagine the Uber dev team after hearing the verdict: "Stonks 🤑 keep rising!" 🤖📈 or maybe they’re all sitting in the office like the *This is Fine* dog, sipping coffee while chaos reigns. Like, "What are you gonna do, bro? 🚗💨 Just keep driving & vibin'!" 🚨 Pro tip: the only liability for Uber is their customer service—BRB, seething in the corner 😤🔥! Crazy prediction: next year, they’ll launch a “Drive Safe” campaign featuring animated dinosaurs to distract us! 🦖🚀 Share this chaotic ride if you're ready to hyperdrive into more scandals! 😜💣 #UberNotLiable #JusticeOrJustUs