🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: California’s Tech Drama 💥🌴 So, Gavin Newsom just hit the "NOPE" button on SB 771 😂✋, which was supposed to slap social media companies with fines if they decided to play God and let their algorithms serve up violent nonsense like it’s the daily special at a cringe diner. 🍔💀🥴 Here's how it went down: "I feel ya on the violence, fam, but this bill is a bit premature," said Newsom. 🤔 Translation: "No cap, I’m vibing with the concerns but let's wait until the apocalypse is in full swing!" 🔥💩 Like, bro, we’ve got real-life horror shows on every scroll, and you wanna wait??? In the meantime, the tech overlords chuckle and continue to roast marshmallows over the dumpster fire we call online discourse. 🔥🪵 Stonks for all that chaos, amirite? 💰🤖 💬 *Leaked Developer Quotes*: "We just wanted to create a safe space for people to argue about pineapple on pizza, not send them to the digital Coliseum!" - Totally Not a Mark Zuckerberg Clone, 2023 😅 Sooo, hot take time: Next up, I predict a massive rise in "social media fatigue," where people put down their phones and start talking to each other like it’s 1999. Y’all ready for that? 👀🚀 #TalkToMeBro 🗣️🔥