🚨 BREAKING: The California DMV just dropped a bombshell, y'all! 💣 They're asking for a 30-day Tesla sale suspension because Elon and Co. are out here acting like "Autopilot" is straight-up Iron Man level—when in reality it’s just your grandma with a Cheeto dusted steering wheel! 🤬🤡💀 So, get this: the DM-freakin-V thinks Tesla is pulling a “this is fine” meme with their “Full Self-Driving” claims. I mean, bruh—if “full self-driving” means putting your faith in a car that’s just a little more sentient than my houseplant, then sure! 🌱😅 A leaked convo from a Tesla dev went like this: 👨‍💻 Dev: “Dude, the car basically drives itself!” 👨‍💻 Other Dev: “Yeah bro, but can it park itself WITHOUT crying like a toddler?” 👨‍💻 Dev: "Well, it can TRY." Elon’s sitting in his cyber throne sipping on some stonks juice like “No cap, we’re basically the IKEA of self-driving—lots of promise, but you might end up with extra screws and a minor existential crisis.” 🔩🤖💰 🚀 Prediction time: If this suspension goes down, you might see a new Tesla model drop—Introducing the “Not Quite Autonomous” edition, coming soon to a dealership near you. 🤪🔥