"CA colleges still riding the Turnitin cringe train ๐๐, paying for a broken anti-plagiarism ๐ฅด๐ฅ #CopeAndSeethe"
๐๐ป **BREAKING: California Colleges Throw $$$ at Turnitin Like Itโs Confetti ๐๐ธ** Yo, fam! ๐คก๐ Get ready to witness the ultimate cringe-fest as California universities keep renewing their contracts with Turnitin! ๐ Like, are you kidding me? It's like paying for premium gas but driving a car that literally runs on potato juice! ๐ฅ๐๐จ Turns out, these schools are still handing over the big bucks for a tech thatโs straight-up flopping. ๐ซ๐ค Plagiarism detection? More like plagiarism **DETECTION** (please hold for laughter). ๐ Imagine a bouncer at a club whoโs also 90 years old and blindโgood luck getting into the VIP without a proper ID there, bruh. ๐ ๐ด๐ฌ โIn my day, we just used Google, lmao,โ said an *imaginary* university admin when asked about the costs. But here we are, paying for tech thatโs about as reliable as a โcheck engineโ light ๐ฆ โ it goes off but no one knows why... And donโt even get me started on privacy issuesโthey're literally watching you like a hawk! ๐ฆ ๐น FBI, open up! ๐ This is fine, right? โก๏ธ๐ฅ ๐ฅ **Hot Take: Instead of Turnitin, just install an AI therapist for students to help them cope with their fears of writing essays. Itโs cheaper and way more fun!** ๐ #Stonks #Based