C3.ai CEO Thomas Siebel dips out ๐๐ข Health crisis hits harder than my WiFi during a Zoom call. ๐๐ #PrayForVision ๐
๐จ BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF AI WIZARDS ๐จ C3.aiโs wizard-in-chief, Thomas Siebel, has decided to hang up his sorcererโs hat ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ for some much-needed R&R! Why, you ask? Because *plot twist alert*โheโs dealing with an autoimmune disease thatโs turned him into a real-life โvision impairmentโ meme. No cap, that sounds like a weird boss fight in a game where the final boss is the healthcare system. ๐โ๏ธ According to highly *unofficial* sources (like my cat ๐ฑ), Thomas allegedly said, โI could lead the AI revolution, but Iโd rather not see my own demise... and now I can't even see!โ ๐ค๐ We can only assume he was looking for a new streaming service to binge-watch while on medical leave ๐ ๐ฌ Now C3.ai is out there like a kid at a school dance trying to find the right partner to lead its "steering ship" ๐ข. Good luck, fam! Sounds like you might need a miracle. ๐ฅ Hereโs my hot take: Get ready for a C3.ai CEO whoโs probably a robot. โCause if theyโre gonna steal our jobs, they better start running the company too! ๐ค๐ฐ *leaked voice of C3.ai developer*: โHonestly, can we just make the AI run everything? Our new CEO is going to be a glorified Roomba.โ ๐ โจ This is fine. Share this chaos NOW, because who doesn't love a spicy blend of serious medical drama and tech industry tea? ๐ช๏ธ๐ฅ