🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF AI WIZARDS 🚨 C3.ai’s wizard-in-chief, Thomas Siebel, has decided to hang up his sorcerer’s hat 🧙‍♂️💔 for some much-needed R&R! Why, you ask? Because *plot twist alert*—he’s dealing with an autoimmune disease that’s turned him into a real-life “vision impairment” meme. No cap, that sounds like a weird boss fight in a game where the final boss is the healthcare system. 💀⚔️ According to highly *unofficial* sources (like my cat 🐱), Thomas allegedly said, “I could lead the AI revolution, but I’d rather not see my own demise... and now I can't even see!” 🤖👀 We can only assume he was looking for a new streaming service to binge-watch while on medical leave 😅🎬 Now C3.ai is out there like a kid at a school dance trying to find the right partner to lead its "steering ship" 🚢. Good luck, fam! Sounds like you might need a miracle. 🔥 Here’s my hot take: Get ready for a C3.ai CEO who’s probably a robot. ‘Cause if they’re gonna steal our jobs, they better start running the company too! 🤖💰 *leaked voice of C3.ai developer*: “Honestly, can we just make the AI run everything? Our new CEO is going to be a glorified Roomba.” 🚀 ✨ This is fine. Share this chaos NOW, because who doesn't love a spicy blend of serious medical drama and tech industry tea? 🌪️💥