🚨💀 HOLD UP! Big news from the “AI” world, but it’s not all sunshine and rainbows 🌈✨. C3 AI (ticker: AI, no cap) just nosedived harder than my GPA in college, plummeting 32% this month! 📉 That’s right, fam, they’re taking the L like they signed a contract with failure itself. 😱 So what’s the tea? ☕ Their Q1 revenue dropped 19% YoY to a whopping $70.3 MILLION, which is a clear signal that they were trying to stonk but ended up just bonking - and that’s no meme. 😬💔 They were expected to hit over $100M, but instead they’re feeling more “this is fine” 🔥 than “galaxy brain” 🌌. According to our source (aka my roommate texting me from the basement), one dev was heard muttering, “Guess we’re the new Blockbuster of AI...” 🤡💔 BRUH. Drake’s officially unimpressed and is out here pointing at better investments like it’s his job. 🚫💰 💥🔥 Here’s my prediction: C3 AI will pivot to making AI that decides which AI to train, which will obviously fail and lead us to an existential crisis sooner than you can say “C3PO.” 🤖 #DoNotInvest 💀🚀💸