🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: ByteDance, aka the wizards behind TikTok, are diving into the realm of mixed reality with a fresh pair of goggles! 😳🕶️ Now they’re coming for your eyeballs AND your attention span. The audacity! This is like if your grandma started a TikTok dance and crushed the competition at the same time. 💀💃 So here’s the tea☕️: these goggles are made by Pico, their VR squad that’s apparently tired of playing second fiddle to Meta’s wannabe cool glasses. 🤖🤓 These ain't your grandma's VR headsets, fam. NO CAP, they’re promising to be feather-light, almost like wearing a thin veil of disappointment at your last family reunion. 🥴✨ The idea? Offload most of the heavy brain work to a *wire*—classic move. “Hey, let’s just make a glorified pair of glasses connected to a device that looks like a tech-challenged mini-fridge!” 🔌🔥 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We wanted to create something that won't give users a neck strain while losing their sanity on TikTok... again.” 🤡 Final prediction: these goggles will be the ultimate tool for scrolling through TikTok in ‘reality’ until we all go blind. What’s next? AR contact lenses that only show you sponsored ads? 👁️💰💀 #stonks #thisisfine 🥴