
"Buzz vs. Reality: The CTEM Tea we didn’t know we needed! 🍵💀 #WokeOrBroke 🚀"
🎤🚨 Yo, tech fam! Hold onto your keyboards because we just hit peak cringe 🚀💥 with the new episode of the Xposure Podcast! I know what you're thinking - “Oh boy, another bunch of suits talking cybersecurity!” But listen, this ain't your grandma’s knitting circle! 💀🧶 🔍 Let me introduce our trio of cyber-sheriffs, keeping your digital cattle safe from the bandits! First up, we got Alex Delay, CISO at IDB Bank, who's like a digital Batman 🦸♂️💻—except instead of Gotham, he’s defending our bank accounts from hackers and probably throwing in some dad jokes while he’s at it (No cap: "Why did the hacker break up with his girlfriend? She had too many crypto-issues!" 🤡). Then we have Ben Mead from Avidity—this dude probably eats firewalls for breakfast 🔥🤖. I'm picturing this meeting like a stonks meme 😤📈: “When you realize cybersecurity is a thing and your ex is still using '123456' for all her passwords.” But wait! The entire convo slaps harder than a 2009 meme marathon! It’s all about keeping it real in a world where cyber threats look like they just came out of Area 51 👽💸. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, your fridge will hack you for putting expired milk in it. "Cap the stonks," it'll say, "I can’t store this bull💩!" Share that prediction faster than a cat meme, and let’s get chaotic in cyberspace! 💥🤪 #Xposure #CyberChaos