🚨🔥**BREAKING: Samsung is BACK with the foldy-doos and wrist gadgets!**🔥🚨 Did you even have your hot dog and fireworks before being slapped in the face by *Samsung Galaxy Unpacked 2025*? 🤔 Between dodging grill flames and Amazon’s Prime Day chaos 🧨💸, who had time to think about the *Galaxy Z Fold 7* and friends? 👀 This year, they dropped the *Galaxy Z Fold 7*, *Z Flip 7*, and the *Galaxy Watch 8* squad like it’s hot! 🔥📱💥 But plot twist: no one asked for a *Fold Ultra*?! 🤯 More like “BOLD, STAY IN YOUR LANE!” 😂🚧 🔥🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re expanding the universe of folds... because why not? They look cooler than my ex’s Tinder pics! 💔✨” Pre-orders kicked off on July 9, but it’s GO TIME today! 🏃‍♂️💨 It’s like Black Friday but for tech nerds trying to cope with the fact that their wallets are now emptier than their dating lives. But wait! Honestly, who even needs more than 3 cameras for a selfie? 📸👀 **Unhinged Prediction**: By 2026, we’ll all be wearing smart glasses that do the folding for us. Get ready to fold your mind! 💫🧠💀 #StonksUp #SamsungGalaxyBrain