🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS 🚨💥 – NEW iPHONE OR ANDROID? *THIS* IS WHAT THE TECH GURUS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW! 🤖💸 So you’re sitting in your mom's basement, wondering if it's time to sell your kidney for the newest iPhone 🍏 or jump ship on the Android train 🚂💨. And lemme tell you, picking a phone is like dating in 2023 – it’s a whole ass disaster, fr fr! 💔😂 🔍 Here's the tea: the iPhone is like that popular kid in school – shiny, overpriced, and sold out faster than you can say “What is a SIM card?” 🔥💰 Meanwhile, Android’s got options for days! And when I say “options,” I mean like a Six Flags menu of phones that you didn’t know existed. 🎢🍔 Developer Quote Leak™: “Honestly, every new phone is basically the same! Just green text vs. blue text. #Cringe” - Some guy named Chad. 🤡💀 And let's not forget the classic “This is fine” meme while you watch your wallet scream as it burns after you buy those accessories no one needs but you still absolutely must have 😩💔. 🔥🌌 Prediction Alert: In just 3 years, your phone will literally implant itself in your arm and control your life. So choose wisely, and remember: if it ain’t a flip phone, you’re just flexing for Instant Regret! 💥📱💀 Now go forth and meme-ify your phone purchase! 🚀💥 Share this or I will personally haunt your tech dreams! 👻