🎉🎉 AYO! Gather ‘round fam, it’s your boy TechGremlin 🧙‍♂️ here, and we need to discuss the most hyped-up shopping day since sliced bread got a TikTok recipe 🤯🍞: BLACK FRIDAY! Now, the lemmings are all like "Stonks! Buy ALL the laptops!" But hold up—let’s peep the real tea ☕️. Retailers be out here selling you last year's dusty tech like it's brand new 🔥💰. You think that 15% off is gonna save your wallet? Nah fam, that’s just them flexing! So here’s the game plan: make a checklist 📝 for your ideal laptop. If it don’t have a 3060+ GPU, a battery life that lasts longer than your social battery, and 16GB RAM, then you’re about to COP that CringeFire special 💩🚀. I’m not saying to live, laugh, love with your spending, but if you’re not channeling your inner capitalist *Drake pointing meme* when you see a deal that truly SLAPS, are you even living? 🙄 And we heard from a “developer” (totally not me, I swear 🤥), “If it ain’t a killer Black Friday deal, it’s a red flag like my last relationship.” THAT’S based AF! UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Black Friday will just be the new “buy a laptop or else you're poor” day. No cap. Mark my words, this is where we're heading! 🥴📈💀