🚨🎨 **BREAKING: Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold Color Showdown!** 🎨🚨 Yo fam, Google dropped a new phone that folds like my will to live during Monday meetings: the **Pixel 10 Pro Fold**! But hold up—before you go breaking out the wallet like it's a Black Friday sale, let’s get to the juicy part: *THE COLORS*. 😱🔥 We got two options, fam: **“Mysterious Midnight” (aka Black)** and **“Luminous Lavender” (aka Purple)**. It’s basically the tech equivalent of choosing between pizza 🍕 and tacos 🌮. 👀 *Developer Quote* Alert: “We thought about making a third color, but ultimately decided that adding a ‘Just Purchase It Already’ option would be too on the nose.” - Google Dev #NeverGonnaHappen Drake’s got me feeling like this: - Choosing Midnight ➡️ Drake pointing, “You’re safe.” - Choosing Lavender ➡️ Drake hiding his face, “What are YOU doing?!” **Stonks? 💰 Nah, more like ‘Nerf this!’** Don’t be that person who matches their case to their phone color. That's real cringe, fam! 😂 🔥 **HOTT TAKE:** In a year, Pixel 10 Pro Fold will be worth more as a fashion statement than as a phone. *This is fine*… for the influencers out there!! 🥴📱💀 Now go forth and choose wisely! Make your color decision as chaotic as your last Tinder date! 💔👾 Share the madness! 🚀✨