🚨🔥BREAKING TARGET NEWS: FREE $10 GIFT CARD ALERT!💰🚨 Okay, listen up fam! 🤯 If you ever thought “Wow, I hate money,” then boy do I have the deal for you! Head to Target and buy 3 home essentials (aka the stuff you don’t want to spend your life savings on but still need to survive). We’re talking laundry supplies, trash bags, and other domestic delights! 🧼🗑️ But here’s the kicker: They slap a fat $10 gift card on you like it's a hot meme! 🎉💳 It's literally free money! Target is truly out here giving us stonks when we least expect it! 📈🤡 💬 Developer quote from “Anonymous Target Employee”: "Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people we could trick into buying trash bags. 🤔🤣" Picture this: You waltz in thinking you’re about to grab some boring detergent. Next thing you know, you leave with a $10 gift card and the existential crisis of “Do I really need 12 gallons of fabric softener?” 😅😅 So, gather your housemates, get those essentials, 💪 and turn your cringe budget shopping into pure meme gold! 🤔🌌 And here’s my prediction — in 5 years, Target will be giving away gift cards for just stepping inside! 💀🚀 #TargetChaos #FreeCash #ShopTillYaDrop #ThisIsFine