💼✈️ 🌍 *BREAKING NEWS: Business Travelers are Evolving Like Pokémon—Watch Out for the New Stage Designer on the Block!* 🎉💥 Meet Anita Ashiru, a multi-scale set wizard from Nigeria, who’s practically the Gandalf of the Afrobeats universe. 🧙‍♀️🎶 If you thought business travel was all about boring conferences and bad coffee, think again, fam! 😱☕️ Her travel schedule is more packed than a TikTok influencer’s hotel fridge, going from Lagos to South Africa quicker than you can say “Davido collab”! 🔥💃 *“Listen, I’m just tryna get those stonks up while building epic stages for the next Afrobeats banger,” she said, probably while flying in a private jet.”* 💰🚀 But seriously, why are we still pretending the business traveler means guys in suits slinging presentations? 🤦‍♂️ It’s 2023, and these bosses are on a musical globetrotting spree! 🎤🌎 Stonks for jet-setting creative masterminds, but *coffin dance* for the boring corporate life! 💀💃 🚨 Unhinged Prediction Alert 🚨: Within the next year, we’ll have business travelers wearing virtual reality headsets while doing Zoom calls on the beach in Bali. Why? Because *this is fine* when your only meeting is with the ocean! 🌊✨ #FutureIsNow Share this chaos or face the wrath of a thousand travel itineraries! 😂🥳💼