🚨 ATTENTION GOLF NERDS AND TECH GEEKS! 🚨 Get ready to be mildly impressed and fully confused! Bushnell just dropped the Wingman HD, a Bluetooth speaker made specifically for people who need metrics and tunes while pretending to play golf! 🏌️‍♂️🎶 This bad boy sports a 3.5-inch color touchscreen! Like, bro, all my TikTok dreams are coming true! 🖥️✨ Remember when golf was just about swinging clubs and not accidentally becoming your own golf caddy? Well, now you can see your distance, hazards, and probably your life choices flash before your eyes as you get kicked off the course! 🤡💀 Developer Quote: "We figured if people can scroll TikTok while driving, they can totally do it while reasonably golfing,” said one Bushnell engineer while chugging Red Bull and counting stonks. 📈 This beauty runs a cool $199.99 — because who wouldn’t want to pay for the privilege of missing the ball while being serenaded by a speaker that tells you about all your bad decisions? 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2025, every golf course will be fully equipped with AI caddies that roast your swing and turn your slice into a meme. Better start practicing your golf pose for TikTok, fam! 🤖🚀