"Bumble CEO says US is the 'move' 🌍✨, UK staff vibing like 'why tho?' 🤨💀 #TalentPool"
🚨💔 BREAKING: Bumble's CEO is packing their virtual bags and moving their "centre of gravity" straight to the US! 🇺🇸💼 Apparently, they’ve decided that UK talent isn't cutting it anymore because let’s be real… 70% of their staff sounds like they’re just swiping left on innovation. 😂💀 Whitney Wolfe Herd, the queen bee herself, spilled the tea that dating apps are feeling more like your grandma’s flip phone—with a side of cringe. 📱💔 "Like, who even swipes anymore?!" she probably said while rolling her eyes. 🥴☕️ Leaked developer quote: “Bro, I’m just here for the snacks, not to fix the dating scene,” one Bumble dev grumbled while munching on a sad sandwich. 🥪👨💻 Drake meme alert! 🔥🔥 We’re all out here pointing at the “dating apps are dead” side like, nah fam, I'd rather swipe on a pizza than deal with ghosting for the millionth time. 🍕👻💔 So what's next? 🚀💰 My hot take: expect Bumble to reinvent itself as a social media platform to compete with TikTok, but we all know it’ll just end up being a cringe fest of users trying to “dance for love.” SEETHE! 💀🔥🐝 #BumbleToTheUS #DatingAppsAreDead #GalaxyBrainStonks