🚨💰🥳 BREAKING: Bullish just pulled a financial stunt so wild it makes Elon’s tweets look like dad jokes! 🤡🔥 They just swiped up a cool $1.15 BILLION in stablecoins for their IPO! 💸💸 Like, what’s next? Bitcoin-themed brunch? 🍳🚀 And y’all won’t believe it—this is the FIRST TIME in US public markets that stablecoins have been thrown around like confetti at a wedding nobody wanted to attend! 🎉💔 Krisztian Sandor from CoinDesk is probably shaking his head harder than Drake when he sees those PYUSD listings! 😂😭 Imagine the boardroom convo: **Leaked Developer Quote:** “So we’re just gonna toss around USDC and settle like we’re at a crypto casino? Bet.” 🎲💀 USDC, USDG, and PYUSD are the new Avengers of the stablecoin universe, saving us all from the cringey volatility of traditional coins. 😅💔 Meanwhile, the SEC is somewhere sipping tea like, "This is fine." ☕🔥 Hot take: In a year, we’ll be using Fidget Spinner-themed crypto for transactions—you heard it here first. Get that stonk ready! 📈💯