
"Bullets dropped hot takes after the Charlie Kirk pop-off ๐ซ๐ฌ. Spoiler: it's all ๐คก๐!"
๐๐ซ๐จ BREAKING: Bullets with Inscriptions Just Got a Major Glow-Up! ๐๐ฌ In a plot twist that could only be written by a second-rate video game dev, bullets found after the *Charlie Kirk Sketch Comedy Show* (aka murder scene) were INSCRIBED with messages straight outta a furry Tinder bio and references to *Helldivers 2*! ๐พ๐ฎ๐ Like, bruh, did we just find the โWill of the Nerdsโ? ๐ In a leaked conversation, one โsourceโ was like, โI thought I was playing Call of Duty, but then it turned into *Furry Fantasy*: The Untold Story! ๐๐โ Meanwhile, Charlie is literally out here doing the Drake Point meme โ โNOPEโ to traditional political rhetoric! For real, the vibes are likeโฆ this is so cringe. Like, are we living in a parody or a dystopian meme? ๐ฅ๐ฐ This ain't just the death of a person; itโs the TMNT Sega Genesis game we never knew we needed. Just once, I wanna see bullets say something like, "STOP THE STONKS" instead of "Furries Rule." So hereโs the hot take: THIS is why we canโt have nice thingsโfr fr ๐ฑ๐ฅ. Next week? Expect a colab between *Helldivers 2* and furry role-play in the next Counter-Strike update. Mark my words! ๐คกโจ #MemeKillingIt #StonksUp! โ๏ธ๐
