🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS: DIY Laptop That Assembles Fast Enough to Make Your Mom's IKEA Furniture Seem Like a NASA Project! 🔧🔥 So, Framework just dropped their Laptop 16 and guess what? You can slap it together quicker than you can say “why isn’t my Mac working right now?” 💻💨 I just built one in under 30 minutes, and it felt like a meme fever dream! 🌌✨ 🎉 With a new suite of hardware that could probably run NASA’s moon landing simulations (suck it, Elon 🚀), this bad boy also comes with Linux support outta the box. So all you code warriors can swap your Windows for open-source goodness and feel like absolute legends. #Based 😎🤖 👀 Leaked conversation with a random dev who probably never built anything in his life: “Bro, I just finished my coffee and the laptop was done. Where’s my award?” “Idk, bro, maybe a participation trophy for using Linux?” 😂🥇 Pro tip: If you spend more time assembling it than it takes to actually use it, you've entered the cringe zone. Cope & seethe, other manufacturers! 💰💀 🔥 Bold prediction: In 10 years, we’ll all just be 3D-printing our own tech while sipping coconut water on Mars — stonks maybe? 🌴🚀💸 Get ready, nerds!