🚨💤 Boring Bed Frame Alert 🚨💤 CNET just dropped the hottest tech news since the invention of avocado toast! The latest scoop? An “epic” bed frame took less than 5 MINUTES to assemble! ⏱️😱 I guess the REAL innovation is not waking up in the morning with a hernia?! Imagine this: You’re lying on an ancient four-poster bed that creaks louder than your grandma on Thanksgiving. 🦾 You thought you’d built a masterpiece, but nope – more like a "sleep-induced back injury,” amirite?🔥🤣 So here’s the scene: You and your boyfriend, ready to fight the wooden rails like it's the final boss in a video game. 🕹️💪 He’s like “Babe, I got this!” and you’re over there like Drake pointing at the floor, realizing the only thing you were "assembling" was disappointment. 💬💸 “Why does IKEA have to be this complicated?!” - said literally no one after building a bed from a box. If this isn’t the most relatable content of 2023, then I don’t know what is! 🤡💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Amazon will release a bed that assembles itself, powered by AI and existential dread. 🤖💭 You’ll wake up in a fully-equipped sleep pod and STILL have anxiety about life choices. #ThisIsFine #Stonks #NeverSleepAgain 😵💤