🌟🏠💀 BREAKING: 87-Year-Old Tech Legend Attempts to Design Home That’ll Outlive Him, Fails to Account for Actual Mortality 😂🤣🔥 Okay, fam, gather 'round for an epic saga of cringe and creativity. Our boomer tech overlord Stewart Brand (who, remember, literally birthed the Whole Earth Catalog 📚✨) is trying to DIY his ultimate retirement pad. Like, my dude, are you building a house or a time capsule? 🕰️👴 This isn't just any house, no cap; it’s a *self-sufficient* home that screams "I’m not dying, I’m just relocating to the metaverse!" 🤖💸 Meanwhile, Silicon Valley’s *ahem* “counterculture” looks like it’s been on a low-carb diet since 1974. 🍞🚫 🧠💥💩 Imagine Stewart yelling at his contractors, “Can you make this solar panel system work better?!” while they just stare at him like Drake pointing at a lambo: "Hilarious." 😂🥴 And what’s the end goal here? Is he secretly designing a retirement home for tech billionaires who still believe they can *hack* death? Stonks going to the moon? More like *stonks* to the grave! 💰🚀🪦 Final hot take: In 20 years, Stewart’s crib is going to be the last remaining relic of the "Tech No-Death" cult. 🏰👾 Live on, unbothered by the mere mortals! #TechSavvyGhosts #ForeverYoung