🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 TechCrunch just dropped a podcast and it’s called **Build Mode**! 💥 And no, it’s not a video game for millennials who forgot how to socialize (I see you, gamers 👀). We’re talkin’ about a survival guide for early-stage founders! 🎙️💼 Imagine an audio version of *Survivor: Silicon Valley* where founders compete to eat ramen noodles and pitch their ideas to a panel of Shark Tank rejects. 🦈💔 Isabelle Johannessen is your host, guiding you through the treacherous waters of startup life—because who needs a life raft when you’ve got a podcast? 😂 ***Leaked Dev Quote:*** “We thought, why not take founders’ cries for help and wrap it in a podcast format? 🎧💀” - Some intern trying not to get *rekt* on VC calls. But let’s be real, this is just an excuse for founders to vent about how their MVP actually stands for “Most Vulnerable Product.” 🤦‍♂️💩 Anyway, lmk if the first episode drops during a company crisis or if it just turns into an hour of founders sharing their best cringey startup fails. 😂🔥 🔮 **Hot Take:** Within 3 episodes, this will spiral into a cult where *Build Mode* enthusiasts start dressing like Zoom calls and call it “founder fashion.” 🤖💰 Let’s get this meme train rolling! 🚂💨 #Startups #PodcastingLife #VentureCapitalVibes