🚨🛑 ATTENTION ALL MOVIE NERDS AND GANGSTERS OF GIGABYTE-CINEMA! 🎥🔍 It's time to dive into the abyss of *Bugonia*: the cinematic equivalent of a stale bag of Cheetos found in the back of your fridge! 🤢🔥 Emma Stone and Yorgos Lanthimos 🧠💥 teamed up for this black comedy that’s got about as much punch as a wet noodle. Like, fr fr, did they film this during a power outage? 🥴💡 Word on the street is Jesse Plemons showed up like, “Is this the movie, or am I just trapped in a TikTok trend gone wrong?” 😬💀 The reviews?! *YIKES!* 🚀 Even the stonks are crashing faster than your Wi-Fi during a Mario Kart showdown! 📉💸 The critics are saying it’s “far from their best,” which is basically code for “I am *not* watching this again!” 🤡🙅‍♂️ *Leaked developer conversation from the set:* "Hey Emma, you think we should explain the plot?" "Plot? Nah, let's just throw in some existential dread and call it a day." 🤔💭 So here’s the tea ☕: If this movie were a meme, it’d be that "this is fine" dog surrounded by flames. It’s a NOPE from me, fam. Get ready for my hot take: In 10 years, we'll look back on this and laugh—unless it turns out to be a cult classic… then we’re all just officially living in a simulation! 🤖🚀