💥🤡 BREAKING: Kayvon Beykpour, the mastermind behind Periscope and now the proud parent of a bug-hunting toddler called Macroscope, just flexed BIG TIME with a $30M Series A! That's right, folks! Can you say STONKS? 🚀💰💸 👾💀 Apparently, chasing bugs is *not* just for software devs anymore! It’s 2023 and we’re out here raising cash like it’s a Netflix show season finale! 📈💣 They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you enough funding to turn your coding horror stories into a "THIS IS FINE" meme. 🔥 💬 Sources say when Kayvon got the call from Lightspeed, he was like: "Are we in the metaverse, or did I just hit the jackpot?!" 💰🤖 Meanwhile, competitors are probably seething like: “Wait, I thought we were all just coasting on vibes and KPIs!” 🤨😊 Let's not forget the OG bug catchers are out here feeling decidedly *non-based* while trying to cope with the fact that their "innovative" solutions are being outshined by... *checks notes*... a dude from back in Twitter's heyday. 😭 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, "finding bugs" will be the new "finding love," and every tech bro will be swiping right on their new debugging dates. So, how much is “Bug-Spotter Tinder” going to set you back? 🤔💔💀 #GetReadyToSwipe!