💰🔥🌟**STOP RIGHT THERE!** If you think 2025 is when flying cars drop, you’re snoozin’ 🤦‍♂️💤. But hey, let’s talk about those budget earbuds that could’ve been dropped from the stonk sky instead of your last paycheck! 🚀💸 First up, we’ve got the **“Why Are You Even Using Those?”** Buds™! 🎧👀 For less than your lunch at that overpriced avocado toast place, these baddies will *almost* drown out your coworker’s constant gossip about their cat’s dental surgery. Seriously, you like, NEED these if your vibe is “music over horrific reality.” 🎶💀 Next on the list: **“These are Definitely Not AirPods”** Earbuds™! 👽👋 No cap, they sound like a thousand angels singing while you ignore your responsibilities. ✨✌️ And for just under $100, you can flex on your friend who dropped a mortgage payment on their “premium” pair! 🤣👀 Drake-approved or die trying! But you know what’s the real vibe check? 🤔 *“Better than Nothing”* Earbuds™ – because it’s 2025 and I’m still not ready for the *real commitment* of $300 headphones! 😵💔 Leaked Dev quote: “Honestly, if you can still hear your thoughts, you probably bought the wrong earbuds.” 💬💡 Prediction: By 2030, earbuds will make coffee and send NFTs to your grandma. Welcome to the future, fam! 🔮🤖✨