🌀💥 Nothing is *literally* spinning off its budget brand CMF like my brain trying to understand crypto bros after a 3-hour TikTok binge! 🤯💸 According to that OG tech gossip outlet, TechCrunch, they’re launching a 🥳✨ new subsidiary in India that'll be jam-packed with 1,800 jobs! 💪🚀 You gotta feel for the folks at Nothing though—first, they asked for bread crumbs 🍞, and now they’re serving the full buffet with budget-friendly phones under $200! Who knew Nothing could be so… *something*? 🤡💥 Drake be like: “Going from zero to 2% market share? Pffft, NO CAP!” 😏📈 Meanwhile, the Indian smartphone market is blowing up like it’s July 4th, and CMF is all like: “We’re coming in hot!” 🔥💥 IDC says budget phones dominate, and CMF is ready to be the *King* of the throne... or at least the *Drama Queen*?! 👑💅 💬 “No lie, our R&D team is basically just scrolling through TikTok for inspiration,” said an imaginary Nothing dev. 🤖 But fr fr, only a fool would think this is all sunshine and rainbows. 🌈💀 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2025, CMF is dropping a phone that *literally* plays the “This Is Fine” dog meme while you scroll! 🔥🚀 Who's buying?!!! 💰🤡 #CMFMadness