🌕🚀 BUCK MOON UPDATE: A Cosmic McDonald's for Your Eyes! Y’all, summer’s here, and so is the Buck Moon! 🍔🌌 What even *is* a Buck Moon though? Sounds like a fancy truck stop for stonks on the rise! 🤡💰 But for real, this celestial banger drops on July 10th, and it’s serving up vibes with Mars and Venus! Yes, I said *Venus*! Like, can we get a sponsorship deal? 😤✨ Leaked developer chat: 🦸‍♂️ "Dude, the moon is peaking harder than my ex's Instagram likes!" 🧑‍💻 "Fr fr, I just saw the moon doing TikTok dances with Mars. We need to capitalize on this!" This moon is *literally* about to hit its peak luminosity at 🤯 4:37 AM. Why tho? Do we have to wake up early and become vampires? 🧛‍♂️ Nah, you can just ride the vibes all night! 🌙✨ Pro tip: bring your telescope and prepare to roast some craters! 🔥 HOT TAKE: If you don’t Insta your pic of the moon and Mars, did it even happen? This is fine. Anyway, if you miss it, we’re throwing hands. 💥👊 Tag your friends who need to get their life together for the moon party! 🌌✨ #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrainMoon