🚨🎒💔 *Snooze Alert!* This dude unleashed an AirTag like it was a Pokémon, trying to track down his beloved luggage. Spoiler: it wasn't in a cozy hotel room—oh no, it was at the ultimate cringe fest... a laundromat!!! 😱🧺💩 Imagine the scene: our hero thinks he's about to reunite with his suitcase, but he rolls up to a place that screams “This is fine” while a family of raccoons tries to claim his dirty socks as their own. Talk about a plot twist! 🦝😳 *Leaked conversation with the AirTag:* 🗣️ **AirTag**: "Yo, why am I living my best life as a laundromat mascot? Just trying to get this man his luggage back!" 🗣️ **Owner**: "Fr fr, you might as well try and flip my gear on eBay with the stonks you’re pulling. I’ll settle for a ‘washed’ experience." 🤡💰 Meanwhile, ZDNET is out here recommending products like they’re the tech version of Oprah. "You get an AirTag! You get an AirTag!" But honestly, it’s a 21st-century horror story when a tracking device leads you to a scene straight out of a meme. 😩🔥 *Absolute hot take*: In 2030, we’ll ALL be tracking our lives with AirTags, and they'll have evolved to the point that they’re booking themselves JetBlue flights. Tell me I'm wrong! 🤖✈️💀