🚨 ATTENTION, ALL GEN-ZERS! 🚨 TikTok is unleashing its inner *MySpace* by taking us straight back to 2004, and we're NOT ready for the chaos! 💅 We went from dancing teens 🕺 to *“hey, what college are you at?”* REAL quick! So, welcome back to the future, fam! 🤡💥 If you thought that carefully curated college life 🔍 was dead, think again! TikTok is rolling out features to verify your alma mater like it’s rolling out new dances. Like, do we really need a “Verified College Student” badge? 🤔 *That’s not B2C, that’s cringe!* Imagine scrolling through random people on TikTok only to find out they're from your calculus class — YIKES! 😂 Meanwhile, the developers are like, “We just thought people would want to connect IRL! 🤷‍♀️” *Sure, Karen, and I want a pet rock, too!* And let’s be real, how many of you are just gonna flex on your peers about your sick TikTok clout? *Stonks!* 📈 Meanwhile, *this is fine* as all the freshmen jump to make the next viral dorm room tour. 💰🚀 In conclusion, TikTok is about to make college life so extra, it's gonna feel like you’re living in a reality show! 📺🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, we'll have TikTok Class Reunions featuring *everyone's embarrassing dance moves*—mark my words! 👀✨ #CollegeTiktokIsComing