🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: TikTok is LEGIT trying to become the new Facebook for college students! 🧑‍🎓💬 "Wow, this is a whole new level of cringe," said literally NO ONE. 🤡💀 So, TikTok’s like, “Hey fam, we know you love ignoring your classmates IRL while scrolling through dance memes, but why not find them and make awkward eye contact in person?” 🤳✨ An absolute *W*! This is pure stonks for social awkwardness that’ll have you feeling like a galaxy brain genius… or nah? 🤔🔥 Leaked developer quotes say: “We thought about reducing the TikTok algorithm's control over personal choices... but that sounded too *based*.” Like, bro, we’re just tryna figure out which of our classmates is gonna be the next viral thirst trap. 🙌👀 Drake’s pointing to everything else, while TikTok slides into the friend zone of social media apps! 🥴💔 But here’s a hot take, fam: REAL TALK, this will either flop harder than your last midterm or become a Giga Chad of campus connections. No cap, prepare for everyone to end up in study groups where you just watch TikToks! 📚💰🚀 Watch out world, TikTok U is about to unleash the chaos! 🤯💥