🚨🧳💥 *BREAKING NEWS: SNAKE IN THE GRASS OR FASHION THIEF?* 💥🧳🚨 So, peep this: a dude named Daniel Scott just leveled up his luggage game by using an AirTag (that little disc of tech magic, y’all 💻✨) to track his stolen suitcase and… wait for it… *catches a fashion criminal in the act*!! 😱🔥 Your boy thought he was just getting his bag back, but nah fam, he stumbled upon a whole ass meme-worthy drama 🥴. Imagine strolling through L.A. and seeing your drip stolen and flaunted by some random stranger like a real-life episode of *America’s Got NO STYLE* 👕🎭. According to “leaked” dev team chats, one AirTag engineer allegedly said, “We designed it for keys, not fashion recovery, but it’s lit either way!” 💀👀 Meanwhile, Daniel's like: "Why wear *my* clothes when you can just wear your own?" 🤷‍♂️ *Drake pointing at normal clothes meme intensifies*. So, is this the birth of a new crime genre? "AirTag: Luggage Edition"? 💰 For real, one can only wonder if AirTags are the next best thing for recovering stolen memes or just an expensive way to track down your sad wardrobe choices. 🤡💔 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2025, we’ll all be tracking our exes with AirTags—can’t escape that cringe, fr fr. 🤖🚀 #FashionPolice #AirTagGoneWild