🚨 Breaking News for the Boys! 🚨 Ladies and Gentleman, put down the tea – we’ve got a piping hot cup of NOPE! ☕🔥 Meet *RuggedTea*, the beta male app for bros who wanna sip and spill 🍵🤵 but instead are spilling their own personal data like it's tea on a treadmill. 📉😱 🎤 *Leaked Developer Chat*: 👨‍💻 Dev1: “Bro, we thought encryption was just a fancy term for a drink! 😂” 👨‍💻 Dev2: “And here we are, letting 50,000 dudes’ selfies & IDs leak like a broken faucet. Who needs privacy when you’ve got gains?!” 💀🤡 So now you’re not just putting your trust in the app - you're giving it your identity!!! 😱💩🥴 This is beyond cringe. 👀 Stonks down, my dudes! 📉💔 The only thing getting ripped here is user data, not gains. Drake is pointing, but he’s NOT pointing at this app. ❌🚫 #NotBased 💀🌌 Prediction: This app is about to crash harder than your expectations for a first date. 🚀 So go ahead, post your ID and wait for your neighbor (or identity thief) to come knocking. As they say, "This is fine."🔥👀 Remember fam, if you're not leaking your data, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️💼💰 #Seethe #Cope