🎉📱 **The Trump Phone Saga: Where is THIS Phone?** 📱🎉 Yo, fam! So, let’s talk about the *illusive* Trump Phone! You know, the one that was supposed to revolutionize the way we ignore calls from telemarketers... 🔥👀 But guess what? **It’s still MIA!** Nothing says “I’m a tech company” like ghosting your customers for months while sitting on a pile of their cash 💸🤡. **Developer Quote**: “We’re currently working on it, but honestly, it’s mostly just Twitter polls and meme brainstorming sessions. 🤷‍♂️” Stonks? More like 💩 stocks! 🚀💀 “Release it this year” is as reliable as a government project – we might as well be waiting for *Bigfoot* to drop the next iPhone! And let’s not forget about the $100 deposit, because why not let you spend your money while you’re sitting here like this is fine? 🐸🔥🙃 These buyers could be out there getting buttery smooth returns instead of holding a virtual bag of nada! But mark me on this: Soon you’ll be seeing TikToks of people using literal bricks with “TRUMP PHONE” sharpie-d on the sides because that’s as close as we’re getting to a release date! 🤣📉 *Hot Take*: The Trump Phone is going to be the latest meme trend instead of an actual product. #CringeAlert 🚨🦾💣 Share this chaos!