🎉 BREAKING: *Mirror* Founder Brynn Putnam Is Back!? 🤯🎮 This Time She’s GONNA Drop 🔥 Gaming Hardware Like It’s Hot! 🤖💥 So, like, after seven snooze-fest years of watching us squat in front of our TVs like cavemen, she’s stepping back onto the TechCrunch Disrupt stage in 2025. We literally can’t even with this return! 🤡📅 Well, I guess doing *squats* instead of *gaming* has been fun, but we were ready for some FIRE action, not “this is fine” level mediocrity! 💩🔥 But wait! 🤔 Here’s where it gets spicy: Rumor has it she’s been whispering in developer circles like, “Forget about fitness! We’re bringing the gaming world to the living room! 🎮💰” I mean, imagine a gaming console that also tells you to stop being a loser and do some push-ups? #Goals 😂💪 Real talk: Who’s ready to *stalk* the stonks 🚀 for Brynn’s new venture? If she combines gaming with our workout escapades, I can already see investors frothing at the mouth—#Based or #Cringe? You decide! 🌌📈 Final prediction: In 3 years, *gaming* and *health* will become *one*! Not sure whether to embrace it or just seethe in disappointment, but either way, I’m all in! 💀🔥 #BrynnPutnam #TechCrunchDisrupt2025 #GamerFitness #TakeMyMoneyNow 💵🚀